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Oh Disney On Ice, I really wanted to hate you. You and your over-sized Mickey Mouse costumes, your double axles instead of the quad that everyone is raving about. From the moment I saw your overpriced $14 spinning glow-in-the-dark worthless toys, I was searching for a reason to despise and mock you. But I couldn't do it.

You trotted out a psychedelic version of the brooms from Fantasia, complete with black-lights. Princess P could only describe the sequence as 'creepy' but was unable to say exactly why. Perhaps it was because of the mystical circle of brooms that began spinning faster, and faster, and faster. Or maybe it was the hallucinogenics being pumped through the HVAC system. Maybe it was the Mad Hatter and his gigantic eyebrows doing backfilps, or the weird Troll Doll from Toy Story tottering around.